Are you ever going to not fall for that?
#loved this part #because on the one hand #it’s a reference to their fight in Thor #which is cool and all #but #there’s also so much history packed into that line #because you know Loki did this all the time when they would play together as kids #they’d be running around chasing each other #and giggling #and Thor would lunge at Loki #KNOWING that it was probably a clone and that he was about to dive flat on his face #but every time he would think to himself #maybe this time it will really be him #but nope #he face-plants every time #and Loki prances around him going ‘ehehehehehehe’ #like the adorable bb he is #and then they giggle some more and Thor gets up and runs after him again #sobbing
I feel sorry for kids these days. They get so much homework. Remember the days when we put a belt around our two books and carried them home? Now they’re dragging a suitcase. They have school all day, then homework from six until eleven. There’s no time left to be creative. The hardest part for me is when my thirteen-year-old is complaining about the workload. I agree with him. I’m supposed to be responsible and support the teacher. But it’s like, ‘You’re right, son. This is bullshit.’
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reblog if you roleplay with people from different fandoms.
and if it’s okay to come up to you and start rp-ing.
i just wanna see.
100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.
this is the best story
The picture is great, but THOSE TAGS
GOOD EXTRAS. BEST EXTRAS.
Tom Hiddleston’s Hands Appreciation Post
Enjoy :)
Look at those lovely long fingers. Those well sculpted hands.
Oh yessss. YESSS.
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Tom Hiddleston: Hi
Me:
Tom Hiddleston:
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Tom Hiddleston:
Me:
Police: so she just died?
Tom Hiddleston: Basically
This is inaccurate. Tom Hiddleston would actually say 'It was the most peculiar thing officer, she was perfectly fine, on top of the world in fact, and then I attempted to engage her in a cordial discourse, and offered a greeting of a friendly nature, that is to say that I said hello, then she made the most bizarre noise, a kind of cross between a kettle boiling and a parrot being sat on and then she simply ceased to function, exist or be in any way part of this world anymore'
and then he'd translate it into five different languages
and apologise for not being able to translate it into any more.
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
